The Wheels on the Bus
Today is thursday and I have 26 more hours until spring break begins for me YEPPY! But that is besides the point of this blog.
So at lovely Texas Tech I am rideing the bus to get around I know lazy but if I or actually my parents from thier lovely kin based production fund. Are paying for it I might as well use it . Well on one of the routes I take to get around there is a wonderful bus driver who always brightness up my day. I do not know this man’s name but he is so funny. He is an elderly bus driver who loves to tell aggie jokes and he loves to tell funny things like making his annoucements ryme.
Here are some of his aggie jokes
1) Do you know why the aggie stoped kissing his girl friend?
       Because he heard that lipservice was going up
2) Do you know why the aggie stopped turning on his windshield wippers?
    Because he would get a crick in his neck from watchin’ them
This one is my favorite one that i have herd him tell us
3) Do yu know why the aggie brought a ladder to the party?
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    Because he heard that the drinks were on the house.
And listening to these cheesy jokes remind me of some of my favorite ones that i was taught by my uncles and my daddy.